Monday, April 28, 2008

Mga Kaltok Moments sa buhay ng Pakarazzi . . .

My wife and I have been married for more than 2 years now. We had a relationship for nine years before we got married. Over this span of time, we've discovered a lot of things about ourselves and we're still discovering a lot of things up to know. Me and my wife have a unique and wonderful relationship. Masaya kami pag kami ang nag-aasaran at kulitan. Si Sophie madalas na rin mang-asar. Mana sa amin hehe.

I think all relationships, hindi lang married life ay ganito. You discover many things about friends as time goes by. Alam mo na kung sino ang mang-iiwan sa ere, maasahan at malakas sa kainan (lalo na pag libre!). The longer you know somebody, the more open you become. Bale-wala na yung asran and inside jokes.

They say that familiarity breeds contempt so here I am presenting my "kaltok moments": moments when gusto mo kaltokan yung kausap mo because sa mga hirit na corny, tactless or just plain funny, na kailangan mo lang mangaltok sa sobrang tuwa. All of these are true stories . . . (copyrighted pa!)

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Highschool Days . . .

There was this one time when someone farted during class. One classmate who was seated in front of me suddenly looked at us at the back row kasi naamoy nya.

Classmate (forgot na kung sino): "sino umutot sa inyo"

Bam!: "Uy hindi ako a . . "

Classmate: "E dyan nang-galing e. Kayo lang naman nandyan Baka ikaw"

Oscar (my seatmate na tropa, speaking as-a-matter-of-factly): "Hindi sya ang umutot . . . alam ko amoy ng utot nya, lagi umuuto yan e. Iba umutot".

Thanks Oscar. Di ko alam kung nakatulong ka sakin. Pa-kaltok na lang! hehe

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Me and my wife were having dinner.

Jan: "Kailangan mo na mag reduce. Ang taba mo na!"

Bam!: "E ano magagawa ko, masarap mag luto ang asawa ko"

Jan: "Gago. Seryoso dapat di ka na mag-PORK. Talagang nakakataba yan"

Bam!: "Wag mag PORK? E ano lang gagamitin ko sa pag-kain . . . SFOON lang? Mahirap yata yun!"
Guess kung sino ang nakaltukan sa eksenang 'to.

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Naglalambing kay esmi . . .

Bam!: "Honey . . . wala ang mga bata . . ." (wink, wink)

Jan: "Anong mga bata, isa pa lang anak mo!" Sabay kaltok

Isa pa . . .

Bam!: "Honey . . ." (wink wink uli)

Jan!: "Gabi na, inaantok na ko. Maaga pa tayo bukas . . ."

Bam!: "Don't worry, matulog ka na . . . ako na lang bahala . . ."

Isang MALUTONG na kaltok! Ako parati nasa receiving end a. Halata 'nyo?
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Remember the Penshoppe Mandy Moore TVC? The one with the song "Cry" by Mandy Moore.

We saw the commercial once on TV . . . .

Bam!: "Uy, ok yung commercial o. Kantahin mo nga yang kanta ni Mandy Moore bagay sa'yo"

Jan:"At bakit??"

Bam!: "Ka-boses mo si Brad Turvy hehe! (wala sa tono kumanta)"

POK! Aray ko!

Bam!: "Bakit? Magaling ka naman kumanta a! Ka-boses mo nga si Aga Mulach e!"

POK uli!

More kaltok moments to come!

The "Kaltoker" and the "Kaltokee". It's hard to imagine but yes . . . abot nya ulo ko pag gusto nya 'ko kaltukan hehe!

6 comments:

GARET said...

galing no.. kayo ni Janaki nagkatuluyan. mdapat elementary pa lang naging kao na e. hehehehe

Vanessa said...

I think may future itong "Kaltok Moments"...pwede gawing jokebook! hehehe :)

BAM! said...

GARET: hehe. di kami magkakila nung elementary. malamang kilala nya ko kasi sikat ako nun e heheh! joke! we met during college. sya pa nga nakakila sakin kasi familiar daw ako. tinanong nya kung taga maria ako. o di ba? sikat! hehe




VANESSA: Thanks for reading Van! Naku sa sobrang kulit namin sa bahay malamang pwede, kaso nakakahiya kasi ako lagi nakakaltokan e hehe :D

GARET said...

Ay ganun ba? Wow, FAMOUS ha.. hehehe. Well, nice to see both of you na very HAPPY!!!

atching-ching said...

ksbSpeaking of "SIKAT si BAM", our elementary batch decided to have a get-together. During the first meeting, Jan came with Bam (na boypren pa lang niya nun) and we were all like nice to him kse kasama ni Janaki only to find out na ka-batch din pala namin siya. Ganun ka "SIKAT si BAM". - peace!-

BAM! said...

hehe oo na. Pero pag dating ni Jen Breton, Arnie Ignacio at David Flororita sikat na ko kasi kila nila ako e hehehe